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Posted in Uncategorized | August 27th, 2011

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Come on, 18% soda and pizza tax?

Saw today some are advocating an 18% tax on non diet soda and pizza, which would result in the average American losing 5 pounds and would help to reduce health care cost. Since we are only raising taxes on successful people, we should only tax fat people, why should people who aren’t fat pay the same penalty. This would be a big feather in Obama’s cap as it would created jobs. All pizza delivery guys would be required to buy American made scales, and upon delivery would have the purchaser step on the scale to see if they had to pay the tax. All locations that sold soda would have the same requirement, but they need larger, commercial grade scales, that would require skilled technicians to keep them calibrated, creating even more jobs. In the grocery store, when an overweight person was attempting to purchase soda or pizza the clerk would be required to get on the PA system and announce, “chunko on eisle 6″.

Keep up the good work Borat.

Well Shane, as I look at the other answers, it is apparent that our country is no longer concerned with liberty or the constitution. There is no authority given to congress to uses taxes as a social engineering tool. This is absurd! But the sheeple are ready to have the govt make their choices for them. How sad